i've been streaming my deltarune playthrough and i. end up saying a lot of very funny things
What's interesting about Susie is that as a giant reptile she could conceivably just rip off anyone's head with her teeth but she never does
After the Puritans were kicked out of England for being fucking insufferable, they decided to continue that behavior in America, resulting in the deaths of tens of thousands of people and the eventual establishment of Massachusetts.
I present My “what if deltarune was an 80s slasher film??” Au
My favorite from the comments
you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of
buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player
This is so funny to me
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the fallen angel
i’m not the first person to say this but it’s so insulting and dehumanizing that every AI advertisement frames the consumer as a stupid useless idiot. every AI ad is like ugh i can’t write this email (a thing that takes 2 minutes to do) ugh i don’t know how to interview (if you’re as incompetent as the commercial paints then why did you even apply for this job) oh nooooo i don’t know what groceries to buy (respectfully are you such a dumbass that you don’t even know what you want to eat???)
ads used to be like “tough stains? use our detergent!” “are you an outdoorsy person? get this 4x4 jeep cherokee” and now it’s like. you stupid animal. you don’t know how to socialize. you have no friends. you’re terrible at interviews. you can’t write. you forgot your anniversary with your husband. let the robot do all this for you. export your skills and thinking and interpersonal communication to this evil machine. surely this will have no adverse side effects. we hope you never have an original thought again. submit to the corporate robot overlord you stupid bastard clowns
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice
they're putting QTEs in tumblr posts now
every system in the United States is designed by people who hate the citizens of the United States and don't want them to use those systems
the applies to the fundamentals of our government, this applies to the many times those fundamentals have been tested and reinforced in the courts, this applies to our physical spaces, this applies to our transportation systems and our homes and our avenues for education and employment
"Hm, I've already established that this nation in my story has a lot of sunflowers as a background detail, I should take five minutes real quick to see what those can be used for."
They’re also one of the few plants which can reclaim fallout.
They also scrub radiation and heavy metals from their environment, yeah.
Target audience reached.
Except if they have absorbed radiation and/or heavy metals, then you really should eat them
Eat the toxic waste sunflowers. You'll get superpowers.
